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"Looking for a study buddy? Sure thing! I'm number one for a reason!" |
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 Name: Alexa Naomi Honey Nickname: Titties, Jugs, Funbags, Cow Year Rank: 1 Age: teenager Height: 4'9" Weight: 99lbs Orientation: bi Cup size: Moo! Owner: none (but looking!) Alexa Naomi Honey, known by her friends and most locals as 'Titties', has just finished Middle School and will be attending High School... after traveling the world and taking it all in. She's taking a year off to find herself. Backpacking, hitchhiking, whether it's in the back of a dirty van or as VIP on some millionaire's yacht, she's out to experience all that life has to offer. Some say she's still a virgin, never even having been kissed - but she fantasizes about exploring that side of her and deep down is a fiendishly frisky girl. She loves lewd stories and teasing anyone who'd love a shot at her... but in the end she's very picky about who gets to lay a hand on her. In middle school, she worked weekends at the local Milk Maidens, creating cream desserts fresh thanks to her own overactive udders. She was quite the attraction, and will likely return there in the weekends when she comes back for High School. She's even presented a short documentary on the local dairy farm 'Teen Cattle Ranch', where she both dove into the rich history of the farm, and gave a personal demonstration of the milking process. Her biggest kink is that she's a big fan of anal sex, especially if her partners are well over average in size. She can get quite embarrassed about it, but she loves nothing in the world like some nice, rough, deep painal. She also has a dark secret, and only a select few know about this. She's completely enamoured by the idea of being a dog (though some would argue, especially after her job at Milk Maidens, that she's a cow), even to the point of sleeping in a bunk or cage, wearing nothing but a collar and leash, and eating actual canned wet dog food out of bowls on the floor. Barely anyone knows about it, but whoever would be her master in this way would likely have her heart forever. |
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Q: Is Alexa a dom or a sub? A: She's mostly sub, but can be dom at times. Q: Is Alexa a predator or prey? A: She's mostly prey, but can be pred at times. Q: Hello, how are you? A: I'm doing pretty poorly most often and also I hate small talk 99% of the time. Also if you make small talk I'm free to assume you didn't read this profile and I probably won't even reply. Q: Would you play Alexa as a shemale? A: For friends, I'll change out her female genitals for male genitals upon request. Q: What are your main turn-offs? A: Rude people, people who don't read the profile, people trying to gross me out, unbirthing, permaplay, micro/macro, people who insist on sliders, profiles that are just massive walls of text. They're called line breaks and they're free, people! Q: What are your main turn-ons? A: Play with me and find out! Q: Why don't you have sliders? A: To make you read the profile. Q: Who's ranked number 2? A: Alexa's cousin, Emily Naomi Honey. |
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