I'm the pony others hire to make their parties OFF THE HOOK! I'm here to party, and party hard!
Story: I was heading back from a gig I had in canterlot, had a few groupies over, no big. just a normal day. One of them found out about my 'secret' passtime and begged me to eat her. Who was I to say no? The mare (I'm still not sure on her name) Was happily digesting when I got home to an Angry Tavi. She started screaming at me that 'it wasn't natural' and that 'life is sacred' I'd heard it before so I just tuned her out, rocking to a thumping beat in my headphones. I was jamming to this wicked base line when my speakers were ripped off and thrown across the room. a hundred bits for that set and they are smashed. I kinda....flipped out, I started shouting at her and she brought up some really personal stuff. I said some hurtful things to her, and she kicked me out.
You never grew up, even after college. You sleep with anypony that glances your way. Your despicable eating habits are wrong. I cannot stand by and watch you hypnotize ponies into feeding themselves to you anymore. I want you out of my life, and out of my home.I Contacted princess Twi about getting a portal to The nexus, a dimension where I won't be frowned upon for eating someone. If Tavi wants me gone, I'll party harder, fuck longer and eat more than I've ever done before. I got a steady gig at a nightclub called 'The slide' and I've been working there for a few days.
((Will add more to the story as it develops))
Have some music to listen to, I'll add to it as I discover awesome dubstep
>For a list of preferences check Kneady Minus the cock vore
This is one of Alharas_Alts
As Pred
| Being PredBeing Prey | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Vinyl is only pred. I will <i>never</i> agree to being eaten. |
| Scat | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Never |
| Disposal | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Highly unlikely |
| Watersports | Always/Love |
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Never/Dislike | Ew.....no |
