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WNC Womanly Nutritions Corporation.
Hello, and welcome to this DVD presentation Of WNC, my name is Amanda and I'll be telling you about the amazin offer we have here for you today. Now, before I get too far, I want to congratulate you for recieving this DVD in the first; we are a buisness who accepts clients by referral only. So whether you
got this disc in the mail, or a friend handed it to you; someone thought you would enjoy the services we provide and that you are someon who knows the value of being discreet. Why that's important will be obvious later on. Now you may be wondering why I am appearing before you nude? We'll get to that soon enough but first, why don't we talk about who and what we are here at WNC.
WNC originally started back in 1995 as a health food company exclusively for the needs of women. We had an assortment of food products, dietary supplements, and herbal remedies to haelp women have healthy, fit lives. Despite the effectiveness of our products, we weren't very successful. This was mainly because the healthfood industry was arleady dominated by many well established companies, each with their own, women's only product line. So, in 1997 it was decided that WNC would attempt to seek out an entirely new market and without compromising our commitment to using only quality, all natural ingredients. Indeed we did find a new market, thanks to our very own Dr. Nitsukami Oyashitaka and his breakthroughs in cloning, genetic modification, and hormone treatments. This exciting new market meant creating a brand new product line for all of our predatory friends out their, and that includes you. We're very confident that between our knowledge of genetics, homeopathic remedies, and our previous work on women's health foods, we can provide you with a healthy, attactive, all natural, delicious, gourmet woman such as myself for the enjoyment and nutritional needs of you or your friends and pets.
Now, considering that we've mentioned things cloning, gene therapy, and hormone treatment; you may be wondering how we can claim to be providing you with an all natural, 100% organic product. Well, we'll tell you. While it is true, that genes can be chemically altered and synthesized, they can also be donated and harvested. All our females employees are required to donate some of their genetic material as part of their training process. We also work with hospitals, blood banks, and medical research groups around the world to get more genetical material with which to increase the variety of our already enourmous product line. After that all future supplies of genetic materials are supllied by our products themselves for later batches. So if you ever recieve one of our products with a small puncture wound like this one here on my right breast, just to the left of my nipple; see it? If you see something like that on your meal, rest assured, that absolutely no additives, chemicals, or shots of any kind have been given to your meal; she's simply had a sample of genetical material harvested from her recently.
Now, as for hormone therapy, most people imagine lab created chemical cocktails given to people. Again, this is not how we here at WNC feel things should be done. With our extensive research previoulsy done in nutrition and homepathic remedies, we know exactly what foods will cause the body to react by producing, increasing or reduce various hormones; for instance, we use a dietary suppliment made from varuious bitter herbs to speed the metabolsim and digestion in our products to help them grow and and reach maturity, fast tracking 18 to 22 years of growth into little more than a week. Another example for those who like something to drink with their meal, we use and herbal supplement of fenugreek to induce lactation without the need for pregnancy. So by 100% organic dietary supplements, we can adjust various hormone levels to produce reliable and effective results.
You also may be asking your, "Gee Amanda, if you were grown in a tank in just over a week, how it you can sound so educated." Well, I'll show you with this short clip here. As you can see here, once a product has grown to the rough equivalent age of three or four years old, this strechy cap is fitted onto their heads. Now, we're essecntially kept unconscious in a coma in that LCL solution so we don't feel a thing, because that cap uses electrically impulses to program our brains. Now depending on the age you want your meal to be and the complexity and number of skills and languages you want your meal to know from our available selections, can have an effect on the arrival date of our meal; so just keep that in mind. As a standard part of any order, all of our products will know English or your native language, basic reading, recent po-culture references, recent politics; along with standard conversation, social, and sexual skills. Additional languages and skills are available, prices vary according to selections. Also included free of charge will be the strong desires to be naked as much as possible and to be eaten, note however that while these are included free of charge and standard; it can be changed upon request. Feel free once you've tried WNC meals and found us to your liking, as I'm sure you will, to try our large large assortment of organically flavored fashion and beauty products for a more indulgent experience. Please remember that the fashion products must be ordered when you order you meal as they must be fitted to her, but our beauty products can be requested either at the time of yourr order; or purchased ahead time. All dry products such as dry rubs, dusts, powders, and sparkles are available in increments of 2lbs each; while our wet products such as sauces, oils, lotions, shampoos, body and nail paints, gels, perfumes, and bath additives are available in packages of 5 gallons each. With all this availabe, we're sure we can provide you with the perfect home gourmet dining experience.
"Wow Amanda, with all these great choices, I want to know how I can get some of you delicious morsels." Well, just hold on a minute and let me tell you about two great oppourtunities we have that will help you save money. First, we have our preferred clients club or PCC for short, and it has three levels of membership. Our standard member ship costs only $25 a month or just $125 for six months. With it, you get our weelky news letter filled with contests, special offers, news about new products and models, and featured articles high lighting a few different products each week. You also get a client points account, now with points, every girl you order gives you two points, and ever one of our other products you purchase gets you one point each. You can cash in your points, 20 at a time, to get 10% off your next order. You are limited to cashing in a maximum of up to 100 points on any one order for up to a 50% discount. For $40 a month or $200 for six months, you get everything in the standard membership plus, full access to our high end meals and products, plus and additional 5% discount on every purchase. For $60 a month or $300 for six months, you get our gold membership. Our gold mebers enjoy all the benefits of our standard and silver members plus even more perks. You get another 5% off, totalling a 10% discount off of every order, you can commission custom designer meals and products, and you can be randomly selected to taste test our newest meals and products free of charge, before they're available for purchase. The opinions of our taste testers determine if a new item becomes a permanent addition to our catalogue. The other money saver is our menu helpers program. Know a girl you want to eat but can't get alone for a quiet meal together? Or a girl you
can get alone but want to eat over and over again? Well, either bring her down to one of our facilities, or give her one of our buisness cards with your name written on the back; make sure she knows to bring it with her. She'll think we're a modeling agency looking for new talent , we'll do a "photo shoots", and collect genetic material via a blood sample for a "drug screen test." If she's clean and healthy, and makes it into our catalogue; you get credit for bringing her to us and get an automatic 50% discount in addition to any others you might recieve whenever you order her.
Now, we here at WNC are so confident that you'll like what we have to offer, that we're willing to give you a one time only sample package for new clients completely free of charge; we'll even cover the shipping and handling. Your sample package will include one of me, and a small set of our most popular most
popular wet and dry beauty products to make me lickably good for you. While I'm a blonde for this presentation, I'm also available in brunette, raven, and chestnut. I'll also be fully lactating and quite eager to be your meal unless you request otherwise. Now, if you aren't 100% satisfied with me, you're under no obligation to buy and we'll even give you a $300 check. Simply send me back, but keep the set of beauty products as a free gift. On average, please allow six to eight weeks for delivery, particularly comlicated order may take longer and you will be notified if this is the case. All of our meals are available aged from 6-28 years of age. At the conclusion of this video, you'll be taken to a menu with the top 50 selections in each category, and a number to call. You can also put this DVD in your PC and view our menu, membership applications, menu helpers' buisness card, order form, and public use license and terms. Feel
free to copy and distribute this DVD to people you trust think might be interested in the services we provide. Just do not alter the contents or distribute for profit. As an added bonus you can also watch a video of me being fed to our CEO's pet giant anaconda, King. Well, thankyou for watching this presentation
and Bon Appetite.