Wile_E_Coyote

(( The picture shows Lola Bunny, Fifi Le Fume, and Minerva Mink, for anyone who couldn't recognize them. ))

Recent update: after catching and using AnthroHunterYouth for a while when the boy had been caught trying to catch some of the anthro toon ladies that Wile E. had been keeping for himself, the coyote predator decided he liked the young lad's spirit, and has made him his apprentice, teaching him new tricks and showing him the basics of not just enjoying, cooking and eating his preys but making full use of them, their humiliation and vulnerability. The boy has also acquired a taste for the flesh of his own kind, and so will catch, cook and eat human women as well.

Good ol' Wile E. Coyote. For years, he'd been trying to catch that Road Runner. The bird had eluded him for so long, and had resulted in so many flattenings, burnings, explodings, and more falls to the bottom of the canyon than he could count. But finally, he had a revelation.

Despite being a Genius, he simply could not figure out how the simple task of catching, cooking and eating a delicious Road Runner could possibly be so difficult. Every plan had failed, and the coyote had started to become a bit cynical and nihilistic, expecting defeat well beforehand.

One day, when he was laying a trap involving an anvil, tnt, ball bearings, a rocket and a three ton boulder, his mind started wandering. How could this go wrong?, Wile E. wondered. What could be the most dramatic and spectacularly hilarious way this could backfire on me? While he normally expected nothing less than complete success, the years had started to wear on him. He imagined a long, complicated, Rube Goldberg-style scenario, resulting in the most vivid mental image of him -- well, suffice to say, it wouldn't be pretty.

So, along came the Road Runner, and as he lit the fuse, the vision of what could go wrong kept nagging at him - and at the last second, he cut the harness securing him to the anvil and boulder (it was a complicated scheme) just before the trap went off. What happened next astounded him; the plan went wrong in exactly the way he'd imagined - the worst case scenario occurred, one step leading to the next, and he was so surprised that he almost forgot to step out of the way - almost. While the Road Runner escaped, Wile E. Coyote had suffered little but to his pride, and his mind started thinking.

The next time, when he started planning his trap to catch his dinner, he made one setup to completion, but then added a secondary trap after imagining the way that the first could fail. This time met with similar results, but it was so close to working that Wile E. wondered if he was on to something.

The epiphany he finally came to, as he enjoyed a nice dinner of rotisserie Road Runner, was that for some reason, the world worked in particular ways - those who viewers of the old Warner Bros. cartoons would recognize as the themes and tropes of such cartoons. Every toon was cognizant of the 4th wall to some extent, but only a select few really had the understanding needed to really use it to their advantage, Bugs Bunny being one of them. Wile E. Coyote had finally figured out what was keeping him from catching R.R. all those years - simply put, it was funnier to see him fail. That understanding soon led to him hunting and catching many other characters - being toons, no one died permanently, but it could certainly be unpleasant, just ask Porky and Petunia Pig, the main courses at every weekend outdoor BBQ Wile E. throws.

Many have fallen victim to the Coyote, including those from the classic cartoons, Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, and even non-Warner Bros. favorites. While the "other", Bugs, has managed to elude him so far, eventually there will come a time when he, long quest, final battle, yadda yadda yadda. That's not what you're here to see, you're here to see someone get eaten, aren't you?!?

Some things that Wile E. Coyote have done with and to those who fall victim:

Lola Bunny and Minerva Mink were early captures, and now are full-time slaves serving their Master's every whim. They learned their roles quickly, and combined with his hypnotism and mind-bending equipment now fully relish every aspect of their situation, and will assist Wile E. in any way that they can, even eagerly being cooked for his feasts.

Porky and Petunia Pig objected to Wile E. Coyote's plans, and so have been made an example of as part-time bondage slaves: during the weekends they both report to Wile E. for their assignments/duties. These can include one or the other getting buggered while the other watches; having Petunia work a local street corner or brothel Porky is forced to watch or negotiate her fee; being butchered and sold by the pound at the local meat market; or the two of them getting bbq'd as a pair of pork roasts at Wile E.'s bbq cookouts. During the week, they are freed, and have to interact with all the people who have seen them and know what they were forced to do.

Road Runner still runs free, most of the time, but upon seeing Wile E. bows down and submits to him, however he wants the feathered entree. The two occasionally do a bit of a chase for old time's sake, but they both know how it will end, and Beep Beep the Road Runner lets Wile E. have her however he wants her. Frequently getting used for sex first, Beep Beep knows that her long neck is usually due for the chopping block, and barely even gives a forlorn "meep meep" before laying it down and waiting for the axe (Wile E. does appreciate the old fashioned ways, at times).

Another bunny, the young Babs Bunny, actively resisted Wile E.'s domination and attempted to free some of his captives, and in doing so became one herself. Now spending her life in a collar, ball gag and cuffs, Babs is kept as a pet, waking in her cage every morning, being fed and publicly walked naked around town, serving as a lap-bunny for when Wile E. wants a young bunny to grope or fuck, then every evening she is beheaded, her head put in a sustaining jar to watch her body get spitroasted as she still feels everything the body experiences, then be eaten by Wile E. (on the rare occasion he's hungry for her), or fed to the local homeless dogs the rest of the time.



Wile E. Coyote has found a wonderful place that suits his tastes, called Club_33; he has enjoyed many a fine night of entertainment and food there.

(( New profile as of August 1st, will continue to work on it as time permits ))