Bayonetta baring all at a private performance
(Taken September 24th 2020)
TMD: Good evening, Bayonetta. And, may I just say it's a pleasure to meet you?
Bayonetta: The pleasure is all mine, I'm sure.
TMD: There's been a lot of mystery around you since you made your debut on the stage. A lot of people have been wondering, just who is Bayonetta?
Bayonetta: Wouldn't you like to know, dear~?
Bayonetta chuckles
Bayonetta: There's a lot about me that I keep secret, for one reason or another. But I suppose I can share a few things, just for you~ Let's see... Well, in my world I'm known as an Umbra Witch: a very special kind of woman born with magical powers. Every now and then I find myself hunted by the forces of Heaven (for reasons too complicated to get into), but I've always come out on top. Anyway, at one point I was pushed into a corner. Heaven's angels became determined to get rid of me, and threw the full strength of their forces at me. It didn't work, of course, so they decided to do the next best thing and banish me to your world. With no Angels to fight, I quickly became bored. I needed a hobby, something to keep me from going insane from boredom. And that's when I found the Big Belly Club.
A snap from The Monthly Digest: Swimsuit Edition
(Taken July 2nd 2020)
TMD: Do you enjoy your work?
Bayonetta: Oh, I love it. I've always been proud of my body, and I don't see any reason not to show it off. It's not even far off from what I was used to. My clothing is made from hair, you see, and also a component in my magic. Whenever I got in a fight, I'd regularly find myself in various states of undress. The only real difference is who I'm working with, and that I get to eat people.
TMD: While we're on that subject, how do you feel about eating people for a living?
Bayonetta: Vore has been... a revelation. It's not as if I couldn't do it before, I always knew I could, but I never considered it would be so pleasant; so erotic. Vore is the ultimate domination. You trap a person inside your body and, most of the time, they can't get out unless you will it. You can keep them in there for as long as you want. You can show them off to their friends and family, humiliate them in public, and they can't stop you. You can keep them inside you for days on end, or melt them down and add them to your hips. Either way, they belong to you.
Bayonetta digesting a "volunteer" backstage
(Taken February 13th 2020)
TMD: Do you ever find yourself using magic in your work?
Bayonetta: All the time. My hair is the most noticeable aspect about me. I can use it to tie my prey up, summon giant hands and feet to toy with them in all sorts of ways, even swallow them alive with my locks. More subtle, but no less fun, is my control over time. I have the power to slow time whenever I wish, allowing me to slow my digestive system. Using this spell it can take weeks, months, potentially years for my prey to digest.
TMD: Do you ever feel guilty for digesting your prey?
Bayonetta takes a drag of a cigarette
Bayonetta: Never. Our patrons know what they're getting into when they come to see us perform. If they're not prepared to be eaten, then they shouldn't come to the club. I can sympathise with my prey, I adore them. But I won't apologise for eating them. As long as they're at the club, they are are food. And really, they should be honouredto live on as part of an attractive predator.
TMD: Thank you for your time, ma'am. It's been an honour.
Bayonetta: Likewise, dear. Do drop in some tine, if you ever get tried of your day to day life~
Bayonetta shows her audience where they're going
(Taken April 4th 2020)