Age: 19 (filched paperwork says 23)
Orientation: Lesbian
Current Lover: n/a
Friends: n/a
General Bust Size: C range
Height: 5' 6"
Normal Weight: 122 lbs
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ZergAlts office, please stand by~
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What the... how'd that alt list tag get up there? I already have it down at the bottom of this blurb. Anyway... before I get too derailed and start filling up this profile with prose, we have Youna Sanaki, an office lady, or OL. For those not in the know, OL is a gratuitous English term in Japanese for a low-level female employee in a corporate setting. Although she may have higher aspirations, the misogynistic atmosphere of the usual Japanese corporation frequently conspires to keep her fetching coffee, fending off sexual harassment, and forever clinging to the bottom rung of the office ladder. Though, this isn't exactly Japan, so there's hope for her yet to succeed and move up in the world. After all, that's a rather nice suit, and it's not like low-level employees get suits nearly that nice.
Not seen in the immediate picture are a pair of black (ambiguously dark brown) short heels that she wears to her workplace, whatever it may be. And by short, I mean the heels are barely a quarter inch high, so it's not too difficult for her to make a run for it if need be. She's used to wearing a suit like the picture, so she's managed to make it work with or without an undershirt, which is usually white. Really, though, she usually just wears the undershirt for colder days, preferring to show off her cleavage during the summer. On the other hand, when she's out on the town, be on the lookout for a girl wearing a dark blue strapless tube top, dark green short shorts that expose most of her milky thighs, glasses, a misanga bracelet (a Japanese good luck charm of sorts), and a pair of what are usually yellow croc sandals. For reference, crocs are rubber sandals of sorts that cover most of the foot. Quite the exposure when not on duty, eh?
For an office lady, Youna tends to exhibit a fair amount of nymphomania. For those who aren't exactly familiar with the term, it's a way of saying that she tends to love sex. While she doesn't outright use the term and knows well enough not to get it on with her co-workers in the women's restroom when she's the one initiating, she just loves to mess around with her fellow girls at the workplace. This doesn't stop sex in unusual places if she's the one on the bottom of a tryst. Good thing her heart tends to be in the right place, or else she'd be nothing more than a terrible pervert. A very smart pervert, but still. Speaking of, nymphomanic as she may be, she's actually very good at her job if it involves database management. She has an eye for queries and looking into problems by examining the parts of the overall product, which is what a database manager needs.
I'm betting most readers of this profile have noticed that Youna's age has actually been, in fact, fudged. Again, take a look at her orientation, the first paragraph of this section and the paragraph directly above: Youna's been known to call in a great number of (moderate) prostitutes and otherwise call girls to her home for nights of ecstacy, even going so far as to date a few and actually develop strong personal relationships with them! However, at her canonical age, there wasn't much chance of her getting a job that would pay enough to afford any new girls, hence her fudging. But in all seriousness, would you believe she's 19 just from looking at her? It's a good thing she doesn't drink or smoke, that said.
Ashiya Shirou:
Our company was called... ZergAlts Inc.!!
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Hmm... any ladies open tonight~?
