Zothu_pha

A burrito that was cooked in the bowels of Hell using the mass collective of tortured souls and the 'meat' of a horror most foul, all to give it that extra 'kick'. Slated to be the snack of the Yama, the souls within the accursed edible construct fused into one and soon gave the burrito a life of it's own, after which, it vanished from the hellish kitchen never to be seen again. Fast forward into the future and we have a maddened personification of mexican food. Why? Because someone thought it would be cool shit to add souls and eldritch meat to an already foul dish. Zothu'pha (as she's come to call herself), has an erratic personality, one that was rather warped from the beginning but, doesn't appear to be as bad as one Cthorll. Zothu likes to be intimidating to others and uses her odd composition and origins to freak people out. Unlike the aforementioned dessert abomination, Zothu'pha's goals and ambitions revolve around...well, nothing. After escaping the hellish kitchen, Zothu has merely wandered about spreading madness where she saw fit and devouring/killing those she wanted. It seems she's only evil because of two factors; because she can and her latent traits as an abomination pushes her to be omnicidal.

Even so, there are times when Zothu isn't a complete monster bent on world destruction. At which points, the hell burrito is...still quite erratic and hard to predict but, is less violent and can even prove to be quite amusing (if a little morbid in her warped sense of humor).

Regeneration is common place for Zothu'pha and she doesn't seem to have any sense of pain. This simply means that one can tear off her limb and she would simply laugh and regenerate it later (then proceed to kill the one who took her late arm). Eating the hell burrito, while looking to be a good way to kill her is a gamble, at best. This being given by her eldritch nature and well...her being a burrito from hell can make for extremely uncomfortable gastrointestinal after effects. There have even been accounts of Zothu'pha allowing herself to get eaten since she already knows that her composition will make her predator regret it big time. Zothu'pha herself can be quite predatory when she's not suicidally maddened, the hell burrito using all aspects of her powers to snag a quick bite to eat.

So...what are her powers? Well, if you know of Pho_ubb, then it shouldn't be too difficult to figure out what Zothu's powers are. In a nutshell, her power lies on the manipulation of what she emodies; burritos, tacos, anything of the mexican cuisine seems to be fair game for her to use as a medium for manipulation and thus use as a weapon against her opposition. However, unlike Pho, Zothu'pha also holds the power of fire at her hands, albeit a slight affinity for it, so she can summon the most basic of Pyromancy to her aide in battle, usually in the form of physical combat or simple offensive spells. Her entire body is composed of a thick beefy substance that was all created from the eldritch meat she was made from. This meaty paste is what allows her to regenerate as quickly as she does and is what allows her to use the mind breaking powers of her former self. When brought out into the open, Zothu can manipulate this chili like substance and use it to form combative tendrils or other monstrosities to cut down her opposition or simple absorb them into her body if she so chooses.

The meat is not recommended for consumption, but can be harmless to the body if the person's digestive tract is strong enough. If not...well, it has been reported that those who ate her had died from "colon combustion"...


A creation that owes it's existence to the Circle_of_Jermod. I don't even know anymore.