Captain Finar of 'The Death's Fancy' was once, as you might of guessed, a Pirate Captain. Not one of the fancy ones that got gold enough to drown a whale, nor one that had a ship so fearsome that the mere mention of it sent women screaming and men to drink. He was just a Captain that ran a ship that looted other ships and occasionally stopped in ports of ill repute to sell certain items that where never bought by him.
The biggest issue with being a pirate was and always has been that order and governments tend not to like the actions that came from being a pirate, leaving him with one simple choice. Continue and be hunted down or stop and go honest. Naturally stopping was the first choice he made, instead of going cold turkey the type of piracy changed, he started to sell counterfeits and false bonds. Making a tidy sum before retiring at the most respectable age of 25.
Making the most of his gold he invested in several business and much to his surprise they flourished meaning that wealth was something he could happily state that he had. Love and desire though where things that eluded him, many attempts to find company left him feeling rather lost and uncertain on what he really wanted, eventually he resigned himself to just being him and hoping that some one would find him interesting enough to form some sort of bond with.
One fateful day while in a swamp he managed to find a riddling
Frog_of_the_swamp and somehow managed to answer the question right, though it was a close one, really close. He was awarded a LV up mushroom allowing him to reform once. Another day he returned to the frog, confident to some point that he could win the riddle for many a thing. He bartered his services to her and lost. He was given her ship, a cannon that never missed and his sword back yet she was now his employer that he can not say no to.
Sadly he made the mistake of meeting
Player_Erika, his struggle was real but her breasts over powered him and reduced him to tit fat forever.
The player lost a dice roll.
*Two weeks later* Erika sat on her couch, stroking her cock as she watched a vorno flick. She moaned softly, groping her breasts and already on the brink of orgasm, before spraying her load high into the air. As the load splashed down onto her tits, she laid back, and watched as the breasts jiggled in silence. The player smiled, biting her lip and knowing that while she'll probably forget his name, she'll never forget the extra cup size Finbarr gave her~