ProfessionalAlex

*Update, I have a female alt if you would be more interested in that, ProfessionalAlexis



Hello, I am Alex. I am an ordinary human male, but I seem to always find myself in a predator's stomach one way or another.

I seem to be quite unlucky,but there is a silver lining in that if I die I don't stay dead. confused? Let me explain.....

Usaully when something is digested, it dies, reduced to little more than nutrients... however, it would seem that I always reawaken in my bed the following day, as if it had never happened at all. I've been through this cycle so many times, I've actually grown to enjoy it.... so I decided to become what you can call "professional prey"-I'll gladly feed any predator- either food, myself, or others around me!


Personality: I like to think I run a good buisness with a smile, any sweet pred willing to pay has got my eye, though some may say I am dic-firm but fair

Condements and spices: Wouldn't want you to waste money on a bland meal, anything from sweet to bitter


Discounts: These will vary depending moo-I mean financials, but first meal is always free~

I have just recieved a secretary by the name of OL_Lucy who ate me while she was drunk on her first day on the job

I have also recently gain a maid by the name of Maid_Agathe......who also ate me, there is a pattern with these employees I just know it