TBD_Andie

Part of TBD, see hub profile for more details!

There’s a certain thing called manners, y’all. And I don’t know about where you grew up, but ‘round here it just ain’t polite to tell a pretty lady “no.”
Aaand that’s where things went wrong for Andrea Davidson. A stunning blonde bombshell with roots in the American South, Andie grew up her entire life with her every sin forgiven not just by the Lord Almighty, but by her parents, teachers, and local police officers too. As a result of this lenience, this Southern belle has grown into an a rootin’ tootin’, hootin’ and hollerin’, bat shit crazy cowgirl without a single trace of impulse control.
Quite used to getting her way, Andie fully expects others—especially men—to cater to her every whim. This can lead to her being domineering without even realizing it, since her default assumption is that all men would die just to sniff the soles of her boots. And on the rare occasion that someone does try to stand up to her, the drama and mayhem can escalate in a hurry. Shooting guns and shooting tequila, there’s no telling what type of trouble Andie is about to get into next. All that can be said for sure is that it’s going to be a helluva good time and pants are always optional.


Adult Height and Weight: approx. 5’ 4” and 110 lbs (can be different if played younger)
Default Age: Young Adult
Body Type: Slender with curves in the “right” places
Typical Attire: Southern casual with a cowgirl hat and boots. Pants often removed even, maybe especially, in public.
Accent: a wandering mix of American Southernisms
Preferred Side in the US Civil War: woah, there’s no need to get into current events! That’s just downright impolite.


Men Finding Her Irresistible: Even if the main prey of the story doesn't find Andie to be charming, a good element to include in her scenes is that men in general are so taken with her that her otherwise inexcusable behavior is seen as cute.
Crazy Times!: Andie functions best as a stick of dynamite thrown into a situation. Her scenes can either involve an already over-the-top scene or a mundane scene becoming a fiasco, but she’s not a Netflix and Chill kinda girl.
Fish out of Water: This can go either way; either Andie is the odd one out in an otherwise mundane world (and folks love it) or Andie’s prey is the only sane person in a world gone mad (and folks can’t wait to see her destroy them).
Breaking Down Men: Andie gets off on the amount of control that she wields over men. Anything that she can do to get men to debase herself for her own amusement is fun!
Homewrecking: Getting a man to cheat on his loving wife just to be her plaything is Andie's favorite sport. She lettered in it in high school.
Incredible Perception on Her Part: While Andie is a reckless hellraiser she is incredibly perceptive and strategic. She’s very good at picking out attributes characters think they’ve hidden via small insights. (e.g. He’s dressed normally but his mannerisms show he comes from money. He’s got a ring tan but no ring on… that’s a married man who is looking to cheat)


Massively escalating a small issue into illegal and violent acts
Western tropes (lassoing, gunfights, etc)
Taking trophies (as tame as taking men’s wedding rings, as wild as hunting-style trophies)
Femdom– Boot sniffing, trampling, smothering, lots of the usual here. Player loves a lot of femdom content but hates most BDSM tropes so no black leather and gimp masks and “mistress,” but hell yeah to the spirit.


“B-But.. I Thought We Were Going to Fall in Love!”: To be clear, it’s super fun if your character dies while sobbing about this! But if you as a player start to request that Andie change pace and be nice to you as anything other than a way to lay the ground for future manipulation I will vomit.
“And So We Go Back to Her Farm with all the Cows and…”: Andie isn’t a farmer. She’s a God Fearin’ Southern Gal, alright? If your proposal for a scene involves “her needing to fertilize her crops” I know that you didn’t read her profile. (Why am I putting this plea in the profile then? Ugh, this is too meta, let’s get drunk and rob a bank.)
Standing Up to Andie for Real.: If we work out a scene where your character is going to be brave and stand up to Andie so that he then gets smacked down and utterly ruined for his hubris, that’s great! I am 100% uninterested in scenes where a sufficiently brave boy puts Andie in her place though. This is an instant scene killer and will probably keep me from ever wanting to play with you again as it means you’re refusing to play whatever scene we agreed to. Since I promise you I didn’t agree to that.


A Home to Wreck! Not because she wants to run away with you. Just for funsies.
A scene where Andie is with your character at either an event that is some combination of boring, somber, or high culture (an opera benefit show for children with disabilities, your Aunt Betsy’s funeral, etc) and she gets bored and ruins it for a hoot.
A scene where Andie was planning to have a fun night dominating the guy she's been seeing but she got a little trigger happy and snuffed him to early so now she has to call up a guy friend to help her "finish."


Heroically_Amazing loved Andie's ass and let her permanently turd him. That's it! His big heroic journey ended by choosing to be a cowgirl's steamer instead.
RuffianJimmy and Andie met in a mid-tier steakhouse bar and had a helluva time making a scene and issuing a few bets with each other. Then Jimmy ran out of money for drinks and Andie agreed to raise the stakes to keep the night going. Unfortunately for Jimmy, he bet against Andie’s ability to seduce men and wreck homes and, even though he never thought she’d actually do it to a friend and peer like him, Andie shoved him up her ass. His scatty remains, clothes, and skull got dumped in the bathroom sink for some janitor to clean up. Happy trails, Jimmy!

All art on this and my other profiles was commissioned by me. Artist info available upon request.

Andie