DirtyDeedsAlts

"Watch me, it's now my time to rise to the occasion." - Dr. Clock

Welcome to my alt-list! It's still under construction and in much need of some sprucing up, but the most important content is here already. This profile serves to showcase the different characters that I play on here, give you insights into my preferences, and most importantly, to let you know what kind of player I am! If you're looking to peruse my characters, feel free to scroll past the info-section below, but if you take the time to read through it, you might learn a thing or two about what kind of stuff I enjoy! Otherwise, simply shoot me a PUB or whisper if you'd like to discuss a scene!

First and foremost, an introduction: For the sake of simplicity, you can call me Dirty Deeds, or DD, formerly known as [REDACTED]. I've played for a number of years, so my writing skills should at least be serviceable to most of the users on here. As a player, I love to immerse myself in compelling stories, where two characters are allowed to interact with each other according to their characteristics and traits, to create a truly unique scene. I try to make sure that my characters not only look different, but feel unique in their actions, motivations, aspirations, fears, yadda-yadda, you get the gist.
I try to ensure that those that I play with can also get that impression, that they will suspend their disbelief just enough to believe that these characters could plausibly exist, and thus immerse themselves in the story as well. Because I want the characters and story to be the main focus, I want to keep as much ambiguity and anonymity between myself and other players as possible. We are masked storytellers, unseen narrators of these fantastical adventures we weave together.

"What do all these statuses mean!?". Well, I'm glad you asked! I haven't listed OOC and IC because I don't play in public anyway.

Away: I'm currently out on an adventure and might not be back before timing out. Feel free to leave a message, but if I don't respond, do leave a PUB letting me know what you're looking for! I read all of them!

Distracted: I'm currently either too scatterbrained or busy to play a scene, or I'm already in a scene with somebody else on one of my characters. That said, I'm probably still interested in discussing a scene for the future, so feel free to shoot a message!

Online: I'm currently undecided as to what I want to do! Chances are that I'm waiting to continue a scene. Feel free to approach me!

RP as Predator: I'm currently looking to play the role of predator. Since I play pred 95% of the time anyway, it's more likely that you'll see the LFRP tag used instead.

RP as Prey: Hell has frozen over, and I'm currently looking to play the role of prey. Since I usually only play prey to players I'm already familiar with, I doubt that this tag will see much use at all.

LFRP: I'm currently looking to discuss and play a scene right away! Chances are I'm looking to play the pred, but feel free to ask if you can take one of my prey characters for a spin!

Open for approach: I'm probably looking to discuss and play a scene right away, but may need to be convinced just a little!

Do Not Disturb: Exactly what it says! I'm probably in the middle of a scene, and if it's not with you, please don't message me! If you have to reach me, please leave a PUB instead. Ignoring the tag and whispering me anyway is a surefire way for me to block you! No exceptions!

"How do I make a good first impression on DD?". Outside of preferences listed in the sliders below, there are a couple of special interests and pet peeves that an approaching player should know about before contacting me! Most of the players that message me are a delight to speak to, and are very polite and respectful, and I'm sure if you skim through this section, you will be counted among them!
Love it or hate it, we've all been approached by players who choose to play their roles even outside the boundaries of the scene. Some people enjoy this sort of approach, alas I am not one of them. Until the scene begins, I am merely playing the role of stage director, and I will maintain a polite, if dry demeanor towards my fellow players. I am obviously separate from the characters that I play, and would like to be treated as such.
On occasion, I've been approached by players and asked to set something up with them, and while discussing the scene, they lose the plot and start obsessing over lewd details. This kills the momentum of our planning, and being asked filthy-minded questions about things like my characters' bodily functions makes me feel awkward. Genuine questions that are relevant to the scene are absolutely fine and encouraged. That said, I'm not looking to tease or be teased by other players, so please don't ask me to write you detailed, salacious mini-stories just so you can get your thrills. If you're curious about what a character might do under a certain set of circumstances, you should find out by exploring it in a scene, not from me telling you OOC.
Sometimes I'm approached by players that think it's okay to introduce themselves by saying shit like "Hey sexy". Sometimes they flirt with me as if I were my character. Sometimes they explicitly tell me that they're horny and want me to get them off. Few things make me pissy quite like being approached in such a tasteless and disrespectful manner. Do any of this, and I will get upset and call you a troglodyte. Treat me how you'd treat a person in real life, not like some kind of entity that only exists to appease you. It's embarrassing and dehumanizing.
This one's a little tricky to explain. Whatever my other kinks may be, they only play second fiddle to the most important part of roleplaying, namely that of actually writing a story! A character or a scene which only serves as a means to an end is such a waste of this fantastical medium, where we create unique stories together. A scene which only serves to reach a certain kink or conclusion without any forethought or explanation of how to get there, is not a compelling story, not to me at least. Context is a vital element in any story, as it informs us how we reach those conclusions. Without context, a story can be started and finished with "The two characters met, and then one ate the other. The end.". I think most people would rightfully consider this to be unsatisfying, because so much is missing. I do my best to play my characters faithfully, whether they be kind, trusting (To a fault), mean spirited, modest, lecherous, funny, or gloomy, and so on. If they perform a certain action, it should line up with their character traits, or alternatively, a reason should be given for why they seemingly contradict what we know. Sexual content, no matter how much it plays to my interests, doesn't matter if it's not backed up by context that justifies it. In short, it's immersion breaking.

Conversely, bring a character with strong convictions and beliefs into a scene, and you will have me enthralled. This doesn't mean bringing the most unique character; an ordinary person can make for an excellent piece in a scene, especially if thrown into decidedly extraordinary situations! Perhaps they're diametrically opposed to my character, and are all too willing to stand their ground when challenged! Maybe they're just curious about my character, and wants to learn what makes them tick! Perhaps the scene takes an unexpected turn and reaches a different conclusion than what we've discussed!
Having patience is important when writing. Though I can't speak for other players on here, I can promise you that I would love for you to relax and take your time while writing your posts. We're not competing to see who can write the fastest (Which probably won't be me anyway, since I'm actually a pretty slow writer.). Rather, we're working together to bring a scene to life. Details, good spelling, good grammar, all go such a long way to turn a mediocre, even shoddy post, into something that oozes quality. If you struggle to find your words, sit back and muse on it for a bit; "How do I picture these events in my head?", "How would my character respond to what's happening?", "How do I describe the way they do something?", and so on. Even if it takes an hour for you to write your post while sticking to a certain standard, I implore you to do so. There are no time limits when playing with me, and though we can always continue our scene in a later session, we can never take back a post once it's been sent. Even taking ten minutes extra to look over your post can turn wonky text into something excellent!
The reward for our patience are posts that paint a much more vivid picture in our minds, and thus a scene which is infinitely more satisfying to read, both while it's being written and after its conclusion.

If you've managed to persevere through this block of text and made it this far, you're finally at the end, and I thank you dearly for taking the time to read it! I hope that I've managed to convey what kind of player I am, and what I value. I also hope that I don't come across as snobby, but rather as a player who is passionate about making memorable stories with others! It truly is not my intention to be an elitist. I also don't want to give off the impression that I'm intimidating to play with, as I don't consider myself to be anything more than an average-tier writer! Even if you're doubtful of your skill, so long as I can see that you're trying to push yourself and grow, I would be happy to serve as a sort of training dummy to help you develop!