Animalia

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"Awww look at the pwetty animals. Aren't they so cuuuuuute! Really? You wanna see how cute they can be?"

Anamaria Paprika is as batty as they come. Back when she CARED to hang around humans, Ana was head of the children's department of the Brooklyn Park Zoo. The 23 year old woman had been raised by animal act right movement parents and had always been told that animals are the heart of the Earth.

Her dippy attitude and odd use of "baby language" made her a perfect candidate to teach school children about the wonders of animals. She even went to great lengths to make ridiculous costumes and props to enhance the learning experience...or maybe enhance her nuttyness.

2 months later however, zoo visitors started disappearing and it was immediately suspected that the animals had somehow gotten out and either ate or killed the missing people. However, it turns out that Anamaria "Animalia" as they called her, had been eating them instead!

She used all her money from zoo paychecks to genectically allow her to mutate into any animal she wanted, the animals she loved so much. Immediately fired and expelled from civilization, Ana went about jungle to jungle, living and eating alongside her animal siblings.


Current animal forms: Snake, frog, shark, bear, graboid, and T-rex (her fav ^^).

Biology teacher at Miss_Slurp's school.

*If you wanna know what floats this player's boat, check the alt list link below*

-One of the The_Sideshow's creations.

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March 16, 2007

I met a teacher just like me, her name is Hilda. Boy was she a stick in the mud. We talked a little and she was being all "blah" so I decided to give her a lesson on how a python eats....by swallowing her whole! And snatch her sneakers.

March 25, 2007

Troubled_Princesses, what a mouthful she was. Tikal was such a naughty little princess, cute too. She was so excited to play "frog and princess". If she only knew I played it for real.

May 20, 2007

I got a new home (sort of). Asuka_Sohryu, what a meanie she was, but she didn't taste rotten! After I scarfed down the cute red head.... well that's the only important thing, she tasted good ^^!

July 27-2007

Dakon

July 24/29-Aug 7 2007

Yay my first teaching job with kids yay, 3 named Terry, Bethany, and Jordan, all from Kindergarten. All 3 were very sweet students, and even sweeter meals! Took a while to digest em all but they were worth the wait.

August 13/19/-Sept 4 2007

More kids from Kindergarten. A nasty bunch of meany, girly heads who were picking on a sweet *tasting* little boy. Well I taught them the error of their ways, stomach anatomy 101! Ana style!

April 02, 2008

Two nummy yummy little boy darlings from Kindergarten asked if I wanted to buy candy bars for their walk-a-thon. I gladly accepted! I ate them AND their candy bars.

September 05-14, 2008

Yay a beach trip! It was filled with Kindergarten cup cakes, I had such a stuffed belly that day. I can't wait to go back and have *slurps* seconds.

November 19, 2008

School is always such fun for a teaching gal like me, specially when helping lost little cutey wutey students like Keeley. I helped her find her way home....then into my belly and digestive tract, aren't I nice?

December 29, 2008

Danielle

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