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BottomsUp!
Welcome to the GNA's favorite local Bar and Grill - Where the drinks never stop flowing, and the food is
almost as hot as the women who bring it to your table - Smokin'!
So come on down, have a seat, order a drink, and one of our lovely servers will be there to see to your every whim!
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Looking for work?
So you just ate at BottomsUp! and you just have to work there, right? Well here's what you gotta know!
-First of all, we only hire humans. While in this day and age we understand and accept that other species deserve
equal working rights, for sanitary reasons we must insist that only human beings apply to work here. Don't think
that means we dislike other species at our restaurants - please, come on in and have a drink on us! Canines drink
for 25% less on Tuesdays, and felines on Thursdays! Now we're talking!
-Secondly, we only accept female workers on the floor. Too many instances of sexual harrassment have occured at our
other locations amongst coworkers, and as such we must insist on having strictly female staff on the floor. Men,
you're more than welcome for our Back of House positions, and there's many; Fry Cooks, Grill Cooks,
Pantry Workers and last, but not least - Dishwashers!
-So you want to serve? Well good for you, little lady! But there's some things you have to know before you can
start bringing in those amazing BottomsUp! customers' tips, and the most important one involves being
recognized as one of us! It's simple. Our dresscode allows our waitresses' to stand out among the crowded tables
and booths of the restaurant, and the best part is, the required uniform is really cool and casual!
While we provide kitchen-safe uniforms for our Back of House staff, Servers, Hostesses and Bartenders are all
required to wear a plain black T-shirt or tanktop, coupled with a pair of black, or very dark grey denim jeans.
Bartenders and Hostesses are welcome to wear (reasonable length) black skirts, to differentiate themselves from
the waitresses on the floor for easy accessability. Servers must stick to the denim jeans dresscode.
...Red.
Front of House staff will be required to provide their own uniforms within a week of hiring. Nametags will be
provided after the probation period of (1) month of employment has been completed. Before this, servers will be
given "In Training" nametags for both the customers and their own sakes.
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Front Of House
Listed below are some of our lovely Front of House employees that you can look forward to greeting you when you walk
through our doors! These are strong, intelligent women who will leave you grinning from walk-in to take-out!
Server_Red - Thick, bottom-heavy and with vibrant red hair pulled up into a tight ponytail. Bright blue eyes.
Red is a part time server with a full-time attitude, and an even fuller ass. Both get her into a lot of trouble.
Despite management's strict dress-code regulations, the stubborn, dumb bimbo seems to get away with wearing body
contouring, spandex-leggings every single shift. A day with Red means a day with poor sales, yet somehow she's
still employed.
Server_Emmy - Shortstack; bright, full red lips. Wavy/Curly dark brown hair, olive green eyes. Framed by thick-lensed glasses
Huge tits and a very curvy frame. She's bubbly and friendly and great with male customers, but will act overly
cheerful and fake to get tips, a fact not lost on her fellow coworkers. While flirty with customers and a little
cutthroat with (some) of her coworkers, competitively, Emmy is pretty down to earth when not on the clock. She is
somewhat considered the "mom" of the workplace, sticking up for her girls and making sure that none of her younger
waitress' and hostess' get harassed or cheated on their pay. Emmy is one of the most senior members of the staff
still working at Bottoms Up! Having been employed when she was just 16 under the old manager. Thus, she is one of Tyler's
biggest obstacles in turning the joint into a would be Booty Hooters. The fact that the staff still wear jeans and
don't have to deepthroat the manager before each shift is largely due to her fighting for the FOH staff.
Real name is Emily, she just thinks Emmy sounds cuter. Hates Red, and is the older sister of Alex.
Server_Kris - Thin, though not flat. Long, straight dirty blonde hair. Big, dark blue eyes. She's sarcastic,
but honest. Hilarious to her friends, friendly to her customers, though generally hard to get to know outside of work.
Works the bar more often than the floor due to how reliable she is. Hates Red*.
blonde's back and make all sorts of hipster references but uh...not the case. She likes to flirt (with anyone), lots of
trashy TV, and is a major air head. Honestly, when she's not at work she's a lazy bum! When its time for a shift? Out comes
the bright make-up, a tight black top to show off her modest tits as best she can, and a pair of denim jeans that she might
have to cut off to get out of. She might be working at Bottoms Up! to help with student debt, but she's young and stupid enough
to think of it as her dream job. She's friendly as hell but is like a big, clumsy vapid puppy, trying her hardest to make
friends and help out her coworkers but unable to keep from fucking things up in the process but at least she tries..and tries
to fix her messes..and to be friends with the other employees. (Played by a different player, but canon to the setting)
Amani_Suzuki - Amani is another new server brought in to help with the increasing popularity of the restaurant. Much to another
waitress' chagrin, she is a redhead. Furthermore she has mind boggling E-cup breasts and a thick ass that draws more anger from the
local booty queen, Red. Unlike Red, however, this server is both competent and nice. One tarnish on the girl's record, though
is the sudden increase in breaks that she has been taking since she started dating Jem. For whatever reason.
Naomi_Peterson - Short blue hair; the shy little innocent girl that constantly is stuttering or having her tables taken over by other
girls. She's a lot smaller than most of the other girls there, a tiny little thing. She's innocent so the other girls tend to fawn over her.
There have been times where she was just staring at Red's ass for a good amount of time. She started working at Bottom's Up when her parents
suggested it so that she could get more confidence and get out of the house, but most of the time she's too nervous to even go up to most of the
tables. She does okay though, her innocent nature and small demeanor makes her a kind of niche waitress.
Aidan_Burke - Aidan, the newest bartender. Acts like she's some fancy-ass hotshot mixologist even though she works at something one step above
a dive bar. Has some issues with work ethic and planning that keep her from getting a job at like, a real bar. Probably skims whiskey too but
flirts with the boss there enough to stay on. Tall, pale gal with long hair in a black tank top, probably black nail polish. Actually wears jeans
unlike a certain fucking server
Doomer_ - Description to follow
Sara_Irving -Cornered just before closing on her very first day, taunted, teased and churned away to burble away on top of her manager's desk by the
shapeshifter Luciella. She should have been a smart girl and told Luna that she needed help closing~ Oh well <3
Hostess_Nicky - Bubblegum, blonde teen and as sweet as innocence. She's actually pretty smart, and does well in school,
but she only seems to be interested in boys, tabloids and whatever that Louette seems to be wearing these days.
Always has a high-end name-brand purse around her shoulder when not working, and it seems to be a new one every time.
Rich parents. Hates Red*.
***(They all hate Red for different reasons. Kris hates her because she always has to work for two people,
essentially, when Red is on shift with her; running around to fix her constant mistakes. Emmy hates her because she
can get away with wearing leggings at work, and she gets more attention for her ass from their coworkers/customers
than she does. She's very self conscious about being the "curvy" one, and so having that spotlight taken from her is
frustrating. ((Though Emmy is less bottom heavy and more curvy all over the place.)) Nicky hates her because she's older,
bullies her into covering shifts for her when the girl is only supposed to be a hostess, and stiffs on giving the teen
her tipout.)
**Much like the rest of the wait staff, Jessica has quickly come to learn that being scheduled with Red means more
work for her. At least she gets better tips out of it, for the sole reason that she's not Red.
Back Of House
Even behind the scenes, we at BottomsUp! believe that the customer comes first, and all of our Back of House
employees strive to make sure that the cleanest, most mouth-watering meals make it to your table! Here are some of
our very own BOH superstars!
Cook_Rose - (only her mom calls her Ginny, she'll probably deck you if you try) is a foul-mouthed, short-tempered
cook. She's worked there for a while, and is completely over the job, and the people. The only reason she stays is that
the pay is pretty good, and the benefits (namely hitting on cute waitresses from up front, unlimited smoke breaks, and
free meals) are enough to keep her from looking elsewhere. She's really tired of being talked to like 'den mother' by the
younger girls that work at Bottoms Up!, but she puts up with it because it's a great way to score. Get past that prickly exterior
and you'll find a passionate lover of music, and a talented, if lazy and bored, cook.
MarieDelQui- Marie is a new prep cook at the restaurant. She still is friendly as can be, despite wanting to keep to
herself most of the time. The young cook works as hard and diligently as she can for the kitchen. Marie is also working a
second job at a local game store! She also Cosplays at conventions when they come around to town. Because of her busy life
out side of the restaurant, Marie usually only works part-time hours - evenings and weekends. Marie has something she does
her best to keep hidden from the staff, that could get her fired if found out. Can you figure it out?
The Man Behind The Curtain
Tyler James McGuinty - Tyler is a handsome, dark haired man with crisp, close-cut facial hair and a short do' that
compliments his square face. Above average height, fit, and a deceptively charming demeanor helps the man attract people
and convince them he's more adequate at his job than is actually the truth. The store manager of Bottoms Up! Bar and Grill.
A somewhat lecherous 35 year old man who acts closer to a 20 year old. Tyler inherited his father, Richard's restaurant
when the man passed away from a stroke a few years prior. The restaurant had originally been a quaint, local joint for
Richard and his friends from his old trucking job to drink after a few of them had retired. When Tyler inherited the place
and his father's generous money, the young man turned the restaurant into a would-be ass-centric Hooters. He made
Peach Schnapps cost a staggeringly cheap 1 dollar on Wednesdays, i.e Humpdays, and thus rebranded the logo
with a fat, pink peach. The front-of-house male staff were fired out of hand, making up allegations of sexual harassment,
and the young man started focusing his attention on hiring shapely young women as waitresses, hostesses and bar staff.
If not for his father's older staff and some of his family's wisdom, then every waitress sauntering around the joint would be
dressed like Red (and just as easy to give him 'favors' in his office). Fortuitously, that is not the case.
The Back Alley Group
A group of delinquint youths who tend to loiter around the back alley of the restaurant.
insistence once, but was awful at the job and lost it not long after she started. The rambunctious,
delinquent, curvaceous gothic teen tends to be the ringleader among the group of losers, junkies and exes
that skulk about the back alleys trying to bum cigarettes off the staff when on break.
Sad - Shaun is insufferably emotional. He is overly dramatic and tends to sigh a lot to get the attention of
people who are not paying attention to him. He went to high school with Red, and has had a deep
crush on her ever since, but nobody takes him seriously for it because they all know it's entirely due to her
looks. He acts like his feelings are the most important thing in the world, to the slight annoyance of the
back-alley group, but when you can get him talking about something other than his sadness he's an alright dude.
When he found out Alex was Red's cousin he tried desperately to get her to date him, but eventually
let up when he realized it wasn't going anywhere, and she told him that there was no way she was hooking up
with someone who also wanted to bang Red. He is a bit below average height, with swooping brown hair that
has some streaks of gray in it, and brown, tired looking eyes. He has tried on more than one occassion to get him,
Alex and Creek to start a band called the Broken Hearts - but neither of the other two were interested, and
Creek is the only one who can actually play an instrument. Shaun insists he's a good singer, but the few
times the group has gone to karaoke bar's together have proved that he is middling at best. Alex and Creek
enjoy teasing him over the fact that he believes he's an emotionally deep individual craving love, and yet he's
mostly attracted to thick, shallow thots. At one point, the young man tried getting a job at BottomsUp as a
dishwasher to be closer to Red, but the girl just thought he looked like a wet rag and that he smelled awful, so
he ended up quitting after a few months.
Creek Johnson - Alex's oldest friend. 20. Tall and skinny as a spear, with a tall mohawk that he rarely upkeeps. A ghostly pale
junkie of a creature, though he's friendly and quiet, and one of the few in the group that doesn't lust over Alex. Him and the girl
actually tried dating once, in high school, but it didn't last more than a week and the two never talk about it. While Creek doesn't work,
he also seems to always have -just- enough money to get by, and to buy the group whatever drugs, booze and munchies they might want at
any given moment. The thin man typically wears studded leather vests, patched up skinny jeans and combat boots, and goes barechested in
the warmer months, despite being skin-and-bones.
Kurt - Alex's boyfriend; a dirtbag asshole of average height. He's somewhat fit, although he's grown lazy since dating Alex and
has no real friends among the group save for her. He is abusive, manipulative, jealous, and typically wears gray sweatpants, stained
wife beaters and snapbacks. Nobody really knows what the girl sees in him, but she's loyal enough and defends him when she's not the one
originally complaining about him. While Alex is 19, Kurt is 26 and his few real friends are also several years younger than him. The man
wears his fuzzy, dirty-blonde hair in a self-done buzz cut, with a matching patch of sort of gross facial hair around his mouth. Kurt's
breath perpetually stinks of beer, and he somehow doesn't realize that he's not the best bud of all the other guys in the group, constantly
staggering and wrapping his arms around them, loudly calling them 'bro'.
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The Menu
Now that we have all that business mumbo-jumbo out of the way, let's get to the juicy stuff! (Well, almost as juicy
as Red's ass) Listed below are some of our World Famous dishes, sorted neatly into Apps, Entrees and Desserts!
We also offer the standard fare of most other restaurants, and for those only looking for a fun night of drinking with
friends, BottomsUp! offers the largest selection of both local and premium beers of any other restaurant
in the GNA, and all at the best prices! That's why we always say: "Bottoms Up!"
I swear I'll work on this section someday.
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