"Hiya there and welcome to the aptly named Danger Swamp! My name is Crally and I'll be your lovely and informative guide on a tour of this place!"
"It's a pretty dangerous area hence the moniker. Simple, right? Now I'm not gonna deter ya from taking this tour or nothing but there are things out in this here swamp that can strangle ya, give ya diseases, and just outright gobble you right up! And that's just the tip of the iceberg here. In fact, you'll be wanting an iceberg when you experience the humidity around here. Hoo boy is it hot! Well, certain parts are hot at least."
"Anywho, you're either a thrill-seeker, a group of kids on a field trip, a curious group of tourists, a romantic couple wanting to see the glorious sights deep in the swamp, a researcher seeking to record all the critters and whatnot in the swamp, or heck maybe you're something else. "
"Also, ya mighta noticed I'm one of them critters I mentioned earlier. What better guide to a place than someone who was born and raised there? "
"This place is big, mind ya so bring water and snacks for the long tour. I tend to be pret-ty wordy so bear with me, kay? Just keep your arms and legs inside the boat at all times and try not to fall in. If ya fall in the water, one of my kin is likely to swallow ya right up. You've been warned. Eh? Worried about me doing that? Y-Ye don't have to worry none too much about that. Hahaha....hehehe...hmmmm anyway....! Also keep flash phone photography down; take pics normally otherwise ya might upset the locals...yeah they aren't too keen on tourists, mind ya. Oop spoiling too much and you haven't even signed up yet!"
"I'd be happy to get a donation too. This gal's gotta make a living somehow! And I sure as shooting ain't gonna make a living serving that Princess_Lucerne since she's spoiled and kinda hates me now. Anything will do but money is appreciated! You're paying for a grand experience."
"I know it's big and looks nice to touch but try not to rub my tail. Sucker's got a mind of its own sometimes. Also...ah...nevermind. Just don't touch it, clear?"
"Anyway, that's enough of my spouting. Come on down and give this place a whirl."
"Oh and ah... I might be busy with other clientele as the swamp is suddenly experiencing a spike in popularity. Don't frown now, y'hear? You'll get your chance. Also frowning is a surefire way to attract
"I highly suggest booking in advance. I might just get swamped snrk otherwise."
((For the express purpose of dealing with approaches, I will be OOC and not IC to discuss the prospect of what you, the "client" want to experience. Once the scenario has been established, we can begin and enjoy the scene without trouble. I do not appreciate being ghosted without good reason such as emergencies, work, etc. If you have a problem, please state as such to me and we'll see if a compromise can be reached. If there is something that I myself have a problem with, I will let you know and also discuss if a comrpomise can be reached. I am free to chat with and am overall a friendly individual. }}
Named Swamp Denizens
(DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the art)
"This is my sis Alicile. She checks in on me and the swamp from time to time but she mostly works in a far off place called Juras."
"Alicile and her girlfriend Phio. Phio runs a desert-themed tour way out in Eskal and they met because Alicile wanted to see what other tours were doing. They hit it off and she sends me pics every so often. Like this one."
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