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When one thinks of shepherding fields, the usual images that come to mind are those of long, open, rolling prairies, green and vibrant with life. Creatures often vary in this depiction, but they're among the normal set: Domesticated Horses, Sheep, Goats, and even Cows. Cows, Yes. However, if you ever mention that one time you saw a naked woman, with horns, ears, and even the spots of a cow in one, you'd probably be locked up in an asylum. As odd as it is, Diva doesn't seem to think there's anything wrong with it. Ellie 'Diva' May is the young daughter of a family of Minotaur. While one would usually think of these creatures as hairy, bull-faced and hammer wielding monsters, the more feminine qualities of the race are eagerly displayed in Diva. She's virtually human, actually, with a couple of key differences, namely the spots, horns, and other easily distinguishable traits in her appearance. However, one thing that is not so easily recognizable, on a glance, is the fact that she makes milk constantly. Lots of milk. In fact, she has single-handedly made enough milk to profit from it. Churning out hundreds of bottles a week, she runs a small brand with her dairy products, which range anywhere from cheese to yogurt to good old fashioned Bottled Milk. While it's anyone's guess as to why her brand is so popular, there are a number of superstitions around for it. Particularly the ones that state that it can cure almost any ailment, period. Even hair loss! Diva, herself, however, is a very down to earth gal. She lives in what seems to be a small, quaint little patch of land, a pasture that was mentioned earlier, quite content with the blue skies and the green, grassy knoll that dots the center of the few acres. "Life is grand, sugah." She comments, from time to time, to whomever might be listening, before lying down for a nap before her next milking. Oh, yes, the milking! You're probably wondering about that picture up there, aren't you? Well, it just so happens to be part of an ad campaign; And you wonder why her milk is so popular... While it's only an ad, that's not to say that she doesn't let some of her more favored customers have a 'private milking' session. She's a tease, you know. However, sometimes, it comes to wonder just what kind of milking goes on, in these sessions. What? Oh, you. Get your head out of the gutter! Not that kind of milking!... Though it wouldn't be too surprising.. but sometimes, just after one of those sessions, she seems a little... bigger than usual. Even more peculiarly, those feminine mounds seem to bounce around and jiggle lightly, as if compelled by someone or some force within them, even though she's completely still. It's led some to think she is some kind of succubi, sent to entice and wring the life out of men. Ever since the one incident when Kappuchu visited her pasture, however, that's been a drowning theory. Still, one can't help but wonder... What exactly happens during those milkings..?
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