Irbisgreif

δῶς μοι πᾶ στῶ καὶ τὰν γᾶν κινάσω

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Царь Фридріхъ Лискавичъ Эрбѵсьгрейф вон Айнъфухс (Царь Эрбѵсьгрейф I) (Russian, Prereform)
Царь Фридрих Лискавич Эрбисьгрейф вон Айнфухс (Царь Эрбисьгрейф I)(Russian, Postreform)
Kaiser Friedrich Liskavich Irbisgreif von Einfuchs (Kaiser Irbisgreif der Erste) (German)
Emperor Fredrick Liskavich Irbisgreif von Einfox (Emperor Irbisgreif I) (English)

Standing before you is the Proud Emperor of the Schwartzwaldklansreich. How he ended up here is anyone's guess, but that doesn't stop him from cutting an imposing figure. He (Shi, if you ever see her undressed, which is unlikely.) is a mix of a Cormorant and a Dolphin. The legs, wings, and head are that of a cormorant, covered in deep brown feathers and sporting a long, sharp beak. The body and tail are that of a dolphin, though without a dorsal fin. The arms look vaguely delphine, though normal dolphins don't have them.

But, if that was not strange enough, this imperial 'gryphphin' is wearing a ceremonial uniform and carrying a straight infantry sabre and a Brown Bess musket. His marching boots have black soles and a white, gleamingly polished leather body. His woollen pants are bleached white as if handled by a master fuller. His white belt holds his sabre's black leather scabbard. His cotton shirt is a deep crimson colour, his jacket is a deep green. He has six pairs of gold buttons on his chest, and his jacket cuffs have three. If closely inspected, each button has an image on it of a flaming grenade. Over his jacket are white leather cross straps supporting his Dark brown leather knapsack, backpack, and grenade pouch. He keeps a Great Coat for winter wear worn as a sash across his shoulder. Finally, his head is crowned by a grenadier's mitre cap with a crimson red bag, white base, tuft, lace, and rear plate, and a gold front plate with the imperial sign, the Double Eagle on it.

Yes, this is a gryphon-dolphin dressed as a Pavlovskij Grenadier.

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Alternate characters:

Slut_9 - Irbisgreif in jail.
Sskriava - A dragon seeking love and food.
Mortis_Et_Vitae - A naga crime-boss with insatiable cruelty.
John_Dee - A great great Dane scholar who gets into too much trouble.
Tea_Leaf - Fine drinks importer extraordinaire!
Fredrick - A nine-tail eager to meat and eat new people.
Ayn - A philosopher.
Oriya - Bee-Drow sorceress.

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Notable Relationships (Each it's own story, really):

Family:

- ConBadger

Friends:

- TrickTheFox
- Torrle

Villeins:

Property:
- Has a very nice foodstuff in the form of Akiada.
- And a sextoy in ShadowNightclaw

Lords:

Owners:
- Currently imprisoned at Predator_Prison. (Alternate Character.)
- Apprentice of sorts to Zyburn.

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Major games I've played! (And the results of this.)

Chess (best of three) against Torrle. Winner gets to kill looser. Torrle Wins. Irb is killed and Soul-Vored, left at Torrle's mercy, though he was reformed eventually. Can be seen in Roleplay Room starting on 05-December-2011 at 6 AM, continuing just after midnight on 06-December-2011.

	White (Irbisgreif)	Black (Torrle)
1	P-K4	P-K4
2	P-KB4	P-Q4
3	KPxP	QxP
4	Kt-QB3	Q-Q5!
5	B-QK5+?	B-Q2
6	B-K2??	B-QB4
7	Kt-KB3	Q-KB7++

	White (Torrle)	Black (Irbisgreif)
1	P-K4	Kt-KB3
2	P-K5	Kt-K5!?
3	Kt-KR3!?	P-KKt3
4	Q-KB3	Kt-QB4
5	Kt-KKt5	P-Q3
6	KtxKBP!	B-KKt2??
7	KtxQ	B-KB4?
8	KtxP	KtxKt?
9	QxKt	o-o
10	QxR	Kt-Q2
11	B-QB4+	resigns