Macro_Bert

Bert (Pronounced Bear-t) Is a 'croc with a Cajun accent who is not as cruel and foul as one may first think he is. In fact, it's the exact opposite. He is the nicest 'croc you'll ever see, which is not what you may guess at first glance: 9 or 10 feet of green scales and knobby skin, which usually belongs to a.... monster.... If you treat him as such, though, get ready to make yourself a new home inside a warm, wet, dark place; that is, for as long as you'll survive...
Be nice to him, though, and you'll have nothing to fear from this gentle giant. Just be careful..... if you want to ride around in his mouth, (which he will allow to friends) make sure he's not hungry first, or he may not be able to help himself..... Bringing food with you to feed him first would be the way to go, if you're so inclined to the ride, and will certainly win you favor with him.
Of course, if you want to offer yourself, he'll accept; as long as *you're* ok with it, *he* is, too.

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