Milk_Alts but as a shameless self-insert; of course he's a goddamn trash panda. "Milk" is actually a nickname he has, something to do with a dairy obsession he's maintained despite a crippling case of lactose intolerance. If you're wondering what the deal is with his extraordinarily 'raccoon-like' features, it's a consequence of his mother getting busy with a feyish courtier of the Unseelie variety. Don't ask him about it, he's very sensitive about the whole thing. Also his best bud and 'roommate', Caleb_Ashfield, is also one of his repeat victims. Occasionally when he feels like working his odd job of choice is a junker, and apprentice mechanic.
His height is 5'6", his age is 25, and his disposition is that of a wash-up.

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